The Naughty Knocker
The cheekiest wreath on the block. Hang him up, step back, and wait for the neighbors to do a double take.
Free US shipping ยท Ships in 24 hrs ยท Arrives before Christmas
Your door has been boring long enough
Everyone on the street has the same plain evergreen ring. This one gets photographed.
Instant Reaction
Nobody walks past without stopping. Guaranteed double-take, usually followed by a phone coming out.
Weatherproof Build
Hand-painted weather-resistant resin and wired greenery. Snow, rain and wind all welcome.
Hangs In 10 Seconds
Pre-fitted hanging loop drops straight onto any standard door hook. No tools, no drilling.
The Gift That Wins
Ends the white-elephant exchange on the spot. Nothing else in the pile comes close.
The one decoration your street will actually remember
Lights look great from the curb. This looks great from the curb and starts conversations at the door.
Full-size at roughly 17" tall, so it reads clearly from the sidewalk โ not a tiny ornament that disappears against the wreath.
- โHand-painted detail that holds up close-range
- โRich colors that pop against any door โ dark, white or wood
- โLightweight enough that it won't bang or sag
- โPacks flat back into the box for next December
Looks premium, behaves like a prank
The finish is the part people don't expect. Textured fur detail, a glossy belt buckle, curled boots with real bells โ then the punchline hanging underneath.
It's the contrast that makes it land. Classy craftsmanship, completely shameless concept.
- โLush wired wreath with red and cream baubles
- โVelvet-look Santa suit with plush white trim
- โJingle bells on both curled elf boots
- โArrives fully assembled โ open box, hang, done
Three steps to being the talk of the block
Unbox It
Arrives fully assembled and fluffed. No instructions needed, which is good, because there aren't any.
Hang It
Drop the loop over any door hook or nail. Ten seconds, no tools, no holes in the door.
Wait
Pour something warm, stand near a window, and watch the delivery driver lose it.
Reviews from very proud troublemakers
My mother-in-law refused to come in until I took it down. Worth every penny. It's going back up tomorrow.
Bought one as a joke, ordered two more the same week after three neighbors asked where I got it. Quality is way better than I expected for the price.
Survived two weeks of snow and wind with zero fading. Honestly thought it'd be flimsy. It is not flimsy.
Not the flat printed one you saw on Facebook
Most of what's out there is a thin printed cutout glued to a plastic ring. Ours isn't.
| SantasKnockers | Cheap Knockoffs | |
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| Sculpted 3D figure | โ | โ |
| Hand-painted detailing | โ | โ |
| Weather-resistant finish | โ | โ |
| Full 17" display size | โ | โ |
| Ships from the US in 24 hrs | โ | โ |
| 30-day money-back guarantee | โ | โ |
Before you hang it
Yes โ orders placed by December 15 arrive before Christmas in the continental US. Everything ships from our US warehouse within 24 hours, with delivery typically landing in 3โ6 business days.
The full piece stands about 17 inches tall and 14 inches wide. It's sized to read clearly from the sidewalk rather than disappear into the door.
It's built for a covered porch or exterior door and handles cold, snow and light rain without fading or warping. For extended heavy storms we'd bring it in, same as any wreath.
A pre-fitted loop on the back drops onto any standard over-the-door wreath hook, nail or adhesive hook. No tools and no holes required.
That's a judgment call we respectfully leave to you. It's cartoonish rather than graphic โ but it is absolutely a joke decoration, and it is absolutely going to get noticed.
Send it back within 30 days for a full refund, no interrogation. If it shows up damaged, message us with a photo and a replacement goes out same day.
Yes โ we ship to Canada, the UK, Australia and most of Europe. International delivery runs 7โ12 business days, so order early if it's a gift.
The 30-Day Naughty List Guarantee
Hang it up. If it doesn't get a reaction worth the price, email us within 30 days and we'll refund you in full โ and you can keep it on the door while you decide.
Stock runs out every December
We sold out by the first week of December last year and couldn't restock until the season was over.
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